sam-the-sasquatch:

waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along

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animeadult:

hearing someone talking about you in another room like

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scilentist:

rping with ur friends on skype while they got meme for names

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arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway

meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off

wheatdealer:

The next trend should be boys in thigh highs

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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poptwart:

poptwart:

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my

ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY

You know what I absolutely fucking hate

When people choose a person over you and then when they have no one else they come running back to you. No, fuck you. Fuck you for not being there for me when I needed you. fuck you for never making an effort to see me because you had someone else

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

king-piss-baby:

RIDICULOUS HEIGHT DIFFERENCES IN COUPLES

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thesylverlining:

hale-the-majesty:

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

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birates

yo ho, a birates life for me

i’m probably the worst birate you’ve ever heard of.

but you HAVE heard of me.

kyousaya:

when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like

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I LIVE THERE

yourheadcanon:

yourheadcanon:

yourheadcanon:

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok 

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this shit now has more notes than the even shittier original version thank you to everyone who made this possible

plz follo 4mo r e

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better