officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

ihatecliffhangers:

When you already own a video game but you still pick it up and look at it whenever you’re in the store just because you love it and it means so much to you and you’d buy it 3000 times if you could.

drkelexo:

ouendanl:

romanskyaryday:

this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

beatonna:

King Baby did not stutter 

xyle:

bookslayer13:

xyle:

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

I think you mean subconsciously

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

chillona:

kevinspacedout:

grocery shopping with bae like:

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Ya heathens

serpentenema:

tocinobebe:

my friend has this weird knockoff Winnie the Pooh blanket and it’s the most menacing thing i’ve ever seen

Thats not honey

Tags: sam.

ducktheripper:

"Why isn’t this a real thing?"

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gifyourass:

burgertv:

Bob’s Burgers feat. My Neighbor Totoro(1988) 

you gotta be shitting me